Wednesday, 3 September 2014
Saturday, 30 August 2014
Birthday SMS
Birthday SMS
I wish you a warm hearted "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" & pray for you that your all dreams may be fulfilled in this NEW YEAR of your life for which you dreamt till now and so that I can see you smiling always.
"Happy Birthday"
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I am sending you a cake and candles on it, just for your birthday
Have a Wonderful Birthday
""Happy Birthday"""
""Happy Birthday"""
One day sky was crying
I asked him, "why are you crying?"
He told me "I have lost my STAR today"
I asked him, "why are you crying?"
He told me "I have lost my STAR today"
It was the day when you were born
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
A great answer by a philosopher to a question
"Define Birthday"
"Define Birthday"
Answer: The only day when you cried and your mother was smiling to see you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY...
It is your "birthday" today, the day you stepped into this world, the day when God sent a friend like you for me, I am happy to have you my friend.. I wish you heart-felt "HAPPY Birth Day" and pray that you live prosperous life.
Today you are going to start a NEY YEAR of your life. I am sending you this SMS to spread smiles on your face today because this first day will have impact on your whole new year to share love and sympathies.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to You
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HAAPPYY BAARTHDAY To You
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to You
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HAAPPYY BAARTHDAY To You
I am sending you a Birthday Chocolate, do eat it because it your birth day gift
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This "Dairy Milk Chocolate" is Specially for you
Sorry, Thori Si Kha li hay
Sorry, Thori Si Kha li hay
Clock Strikes 12 O'clock, and new day starts
Let me have opportunity to tell you
That you have grown one year more
And I am the first person to wish you your birthday
Let me have opportunity to tell you
That you have grown one year more
And I am the first person to wish you your birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I am sending you my best wishes in the form of words in this SMS
On the special Occasion of your Birthday
Accept my wishes on this occasion and prays for your success
On the special Occasion of your Birthday
Accept my wishes on this occasion and prays for your success
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
It is day of CAKE and CANDLES
SNOW and SONGS
DECORATION and CELEBRATION
LAUGHTERS and LOVE
Because it is you BIRTHDAY
SNOW and SONGS
DECORATION and CELEBRATION
LAUGHTERS and LOVE
Because it is you BIRTHDAY
I am here to become part of your birthday and to wish
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
Its your birthday today,
I wish we would be on moon and
sitting in dim light and
slow music in background,
I think it be a suitable situation to wish you your BIRTHDAY in a romantic mood.
A romantic HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you !!
I wish we would be on moon and
sitting in dim light and
slow music in background,
I think it be a suitable situation to wish you your BIRTHDAY in a romantic mood.
A romantic HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you !!
Yahi dua hai, tum hazar sal jeyo
Owr har saal ke ho hazar baras
Owr har saal ke ho hazar baras
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to You
You Spent your previous year
In which you dreamt for many things
You are entering into New Year
Wish your all dreams come True
In your this New Year of your Life
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 YOU"
In which you dreamt for many things
You are entering into New Year
Wish your all dreams come True
In your this New Year of your Life
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 YOU"
I am sending you a beautiful Birthday card to you
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For you wish of mine
You Always Shine
Be all joys in your line
Live safe and fine
All good jobs you join
HAPPY BIRTH to you friend of mine
You Always Shine
Be all joys in your line
Live safe and fine
All good jobs you join
HAPPY BIRTH to you friend of mine
A Lovely SMS for a Lovely Person
For a Lovely Reason
On a Lovely Occasion
In Lovely Mood and Style
To wish you in lovely Way
Have a Lovely BIRTHDAY
For a Lovely Reason
On a Lovely Occasion
In Lovely Mood and Style
To wish you in lovely Way
Have a Lovely BIRTHDAY
Wishing you 12 months of "JOYS"
52 weeks of "SMILES"
362 days of "FUN"
8760 hours of "HAPPINESS"
525600 of "LAUGHTERS"
31536000 seconds of "LOVE"
I wished you each moment of the New Year of your Life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to YOU
52 weeks of "SMILES"
362 days of "FUN"
8760 hours of "HAPPINESS"
525600 of "LAUGHTERS"
31536000 seconds of "LOVE"
I wished you each moment of the New Year of your Life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to YOU
Dua hai ke zindagi ke har kamyabi pe apka naam ho
Apke har kadam par dunia ka salaam ho
Himat se mushkilon ka saamna karna
Takey waqt bhi apka gulaam ho
Apke har kadam par dunia ka salaam ho
Himat se mushkilon ka saamna karna
Takey waqt bhi apka gulaam ho
Dear Friend "HAPPY BIRTDAY"
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I am sending you this LOVELY BIRTHDAY CAKE with CANDLES, for your Birthday, Accept it.
With the New Sun Rise
When the ray of Sun enlightens the Earth
When the ray of Sun enlightens the Earth
I wish that this ray of life brighten your life with all those joys, pleasures and happiness which you aspired for in throughout your life.. My Friend Happy Birthday to you
Saradar Funny SMS
Saradar Funny SMS
Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia
Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
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Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
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Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"
Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa
Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
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Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
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Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye
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Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
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Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye
Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
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Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
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Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon
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Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
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Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon
Sardar was painting his room
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Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
"SAME AS ABOVE"
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Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
"SAME AS ABOVE"
Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !
Police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne Police ko kion nahi bataya?
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Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi.
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Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi.
Sardar to Wife: Light nahi hai tu phankh tu chala do
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Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi
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Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi
Hitlar during Speech: Mairi dictionary mai IMPOSSIBLE ka lafz nahi
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Sardar Uth ke bola: tay mama waikh ke laini ci na Dictionary!
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Sardar Uth ke bola: tay mama waikh ke laini ci na Dictionary!
Friendship SMS
Friendship SMS
Friendship is like a string, when it breaks, it may be tied again but a knot comes there at the joint. So be careful about your friends and never try to break your friendship because it may be made again but there will be bad impression of break is left in the string of Friendship.
True Friends are like Diamond
They are real and rare
And everyone want it
They are real and rare
And everyone want it
False Friends are like sand and dust
They are scattered everywhere
And everyone hate it.
They are scattered everywhere
And everyone hate it.
Your are my diamond, Take cares of yourself
The sweetness of chocolate remains
On tongue for sometime but the
Sweetness of friends like remains
In heart forever and always
On tongue for sometime but the
Sweetness of friends like remains
In heart forever and always
A good friend is like a Fragrance
When you remind of it
It makes you happy and feel good
And you are my good friend
When you remind of it
It makes you happy and feel good
And you are my good friend
Heart has 4 chambers
1 Chamber for God
1 Chamber for Papa
1 Chamber for Mom
1 Chamber for Love
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No chamber for Friends
Because Friends are heart-beats
And Life is due to these heart-beats
1 Chamber for Papa
1 Chamber for Mom
1 Chamber for Love
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No chamber for Friends
Because Friends are heart-beats
And Life is due to these heart-beats
Friends are like mirror
You see yourself in it and
Come to know about your good and bad qualities.
It encourages you for good deeds and removes your bad qualities
Always respect your friends
You see yourself in it and
Come to know about your good and bad qualities.
It encourages you for good deeds and removes your bad qualities
Always respect your friends
A Philosopher has very nicely said
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"Friend is like blood, though they are not seen in your skin but it comes out when you are wounded"
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"Friend is like blood, though they are not seen in your skin but it comes out when you are wounded"
What does a Friend mean?
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FRIEND Stands for
F: Forever with you
R: Remembers you in his prays
I: Increase you Joys
E: Enters into your heart
N: Never hurts you
D: Decrease you sorrows
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FRIEND Stands for
F: Forever with you
R: Remembers you in his prays
I: Increase you Joys
E: Enters into your heart
N: Never hurts you
D: Decrease you sorrows
I am proud my dear "friend"
My dear friend,
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I locked you in my heart
And dropped the key into Ocean
So that you can live in my heart always
And never come out
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I locked you in my heart
And dropped the key into Ocean
So that you can live in my heart always
And never come out
With Best Wishes.
Love is like a missed-call
It stops before you catch it
But Friendship is like an "SMS"
It comes to you inbox and stay
Whenever you read it
It makes you happy
and this stay in your inbox until you delete it
It stops before you catch it
But Friendship is like an "SMS"
It comes to you inbox and stay
Whenever you read it
It makes you happy
and this stay in your inbox until you delete it
Respect you friends
Eid Mubarak SMS
Eid Mubarak SMS
Wishing you and your family "EID MUBARAK" from the core of my heart and a humble pray that EID may be filled with all joys, happiness and colours. Have all your dreams fulfilled on this Eid and your heart be filled with love, nice feelings and emotions, Ameen
"EID MUBARAK"
Some things can be remained unseen
Some words can be remained untold
Some feelings can be remained unexpressed
But On Eid day how can a person like you be remained un-greeted
So I am greeting you "Eid Mubarak ho"
Some words can be remained untold
Some feelings can be remained unexpressed
But On Eid day how can a person like you be remained un-greeted
So I am greeting you "Eid Mubarak ho"
Log Eid ka chand dainkhny ki koshish kar rahy hain
Ap kab apny kamray sai bahir awogay
Takay apko dekh kar logon ka intezaar khatam ho jaye
Owr mai apko tahe dil sai kahon ke
Ap kab apny kamray sai bahir awogay
Takay apko dekh kar logon ka intezaar khatam ho jaye
Owr mai apko tahe dil sai kahon ke
"Eid Mubarak ho"
Dear Friend I am sending you EID CAR D full of my love
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So Accept it
EID means
E: Embrace people on this day with love and respect
I: Increase your happiness on this day
D: Distribute joys in people on this day
I: Increase your happiness on this day
D: Distribute joys in people on this day
EID is a such a nice day, I wish your EID be twinkled all the above things
EID Mubarak ho
You are far from me and that's why
I usually miss you
But today I miss you more than usual
Because it's Eid day
We are supposed to be together
To look into your eyes and say you
I usually miss you
But today I miss you more than usual
Because it's Eid day
We are supposed to be together
To look into your eyes and say you
"EID Mubarak"
Eid is a nice and wonderful day to
Pray
Care
Love
Smile
Celebrate
Care
Love
Smile
Celebrate
With one another and to Thank Allah for giving us this wonderful Day
EID GREETINGS
EID GREETINGS
You fasted for a month
And waited for Eid in whole Ramazan
Today I am going to end your wait
Because Tomorrow it's the EID
You are allowed to celebrate joys
And waited for Eid in whole Ramazan
Today I am going to end your wait
Because Tomorrow it's the EID
You are allowed to celebrate joys
A warm hearted Eid Mubarak
May the angels Protect you
May the sorrows forget you
May the goodness surround you
May Allah Bless you
May the sorrows forget you
May the goodness surround you
May Allah Bless you
Eid Mubarak ho
Kitni Mushkil Se Asmaan Pe aata hai nazar Eid ka Chaand
Ke Chaand Ne Andaaz Tumhara Seekha Hai
Ke Chaand Ne Andaaz Tumhara Seekha Hai
Eid Mubarak !!!
Pathan Funny SMS
Pathan Funny SMS
1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"
Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty
Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
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Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia
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Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia
Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !
Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
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Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
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Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai
Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
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Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
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After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi
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Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
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After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
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Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai
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Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai
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